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I don't know why I was having snake dreams last night. I hate the damn things but they seem to crawl their way in there and freak me the feck out!

Oh wait. I know why! THIS is why! (48 minute video) A truely impressive show. It includes some impressive vets, Mark Evans from other vet shows and Simon Watt, who happens to be from Northern Ireland.

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Lets get this straight. I love the snake. Just as much as I love sharks, (an the episode on sharks can be found here . Both are predators. Both have had movies made about them. The film of the shark would be more famous (and better).  I am shit scared of them. I mean I am heart-stoppingly scared. I respect both of them enough to know, don't miff them off! Stay the hell out of their way. My fear would even go as far as scared of a SWIMMING pool. I am just a fearful of ALL forms of snake. Grass snakes to the Inland Taipan.

Tis making me look under the desk just thinking about all this. Right off to cover myself in blood and swim in the sea. Oh and before you say there are no great whites off the UK coast.... yea, right!